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Caroline Channing: Freshness,
warm cupcakes!

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Enjoy this one
Winter wonderland.

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With a nice, hot cocoa!

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Why are we open?
and don't sell anything.

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When we actually have to
and a

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Take a nap on the floor
should?

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Still raging
a snowstorm.

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But in an hour could
we already again.

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It's 18 degrees, that's it
great at global.

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warming.

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[laughter]

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Hey, you! Stop!

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I'll give you one
Peppermint stick!

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[laughter]

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Max Black: That's a
Straw with red stripes.

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Caroline Channing: Well, what
sounds better, Max?

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A peppermint stick or one
straw with

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red stripe?

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[laughter]

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Max Black: So first:
Great imitation.

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From me.

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[laughter]

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And second: no one yet
is completely sane.

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Now stay for a cupcake
stand.

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[Sophie runs with ski poles
snow]

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[laughter]

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hello girls!

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Sophie Kachinsky: Guess who
want a cupcake?

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[laughter]

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That's me.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: There you have it
him Sophie.

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Do you see Max? We have one
customer.

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Sophie Kachinsky: And only that
you know it.

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I won't pay.

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[laughter]

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Sophie: Aaah, I'm so happy
that you are open.

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Despite all the snow
everywhere.

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You know, I admire you.

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You two really give it your all
for this cupcake window

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No matter how stupid it is.

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[laughter]

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[laughter] [Sophie is running
snow of it]

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Max Black: That's enough, us
close.

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The roads are harder
to expose.

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Than the penis of a Jonas
Bro.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Hey, listen
you that?

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Yes! That's the snow plow!

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People will come back soon
through to us.

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I told you that
will be one of these.

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Magical New York nights.

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[Caroline opens the window
and we are covered in snow]

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Max Black: Do it again!

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[laughter]

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[theme music]

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Max Black: Why are we here?

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Es schneit immer noch und wir
are the only ones

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in this store.

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I even have money in the till
laid so that I

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can steal it.

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[laughter]

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[Luis laughs]

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Caroline Channing: We can
don't just leave.

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Han is not here.

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Maybe there are no trains
more or he became.

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Knocked out by a snowflake
beaten.

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[laughter]

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Max Black; Well, you know
the diner rule.

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Which I just invented.

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[laughter]

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Let's be 30 minutes late,
let's grab it

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us as much as we can carry
and go.

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[laughter]

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Earl: But if he 31 minutes
comes too late.

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And no one is here, will be
we all fired.

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[laughter]

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Earl: I say we go with it
risk.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Anyway
can we have the diner

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don't lead if Han isn't there
is.

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Max Black: You're right, who
otherwise runs around here.

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And thinks like a vagina
looks.

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[laughter]

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[Luis speaks up]

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Luis: Um, me?

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[laughter]

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[laughter]

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[bell ringing]

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Oleg: Pick it up! I like it
dieses kalte Wetter.

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Da kann ich meinen Naschbärhut
tragen.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Naschbär?
Das Tier hast du.

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Doch gerade erfunden.

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Oleg: Gar nicht. Es war das
last copy.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Wer hat das
Essen bestellt?

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Es ist doch niemand da.

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Max Black: Das ist für mich und
Deke.

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Wir lernen im Cupcakeladen für
die Konditorprüfung.

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Außerdem wollen wir Steine in
Schneebälle stecken.

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Tiermützen tragen.

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[Laugh]

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Caroline Channing: Max, believe
you the school

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is open? I hoped
she stays

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closed, then I would have
at least one

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Day break from all the drama
between

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me and boss Nicolas.

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Luis: Ah, the married one
Man you kissed?

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Caroline Channing [amaze]

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Who told you that?

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Luis: You! About a hundred times!

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[laughter]

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Luis: Uuuh, you have one
Want to play games?

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Max Black: Which one?

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Guess the new code from
Han's safe?

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Oleg: Ich weiß dass die ersten
both numbers 8 and 9.

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Are.

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[laughter]

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Luis: Wie wäre es mit: Wenn du
with someone here.

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Drinnen Sex haben könntest, wen
would you choose?

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Caroline Channing: Haben könnte
or rather have.

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Should?

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[laughter]

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Luis: Oleg, du fängst an.

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[laughter]

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Oleg: Ich nehme Caroline.

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Caroline Channing: Oh, danke.
This is disgusting.

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[laughter]

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Luis: No. Caroline was from
attacked by a bear.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Ach, ja?

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Max Black: No, that was me
a bear costume.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: She doesn't have me
let's see it coming.

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[laughter]

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Oleg: So I have to
between you and Earl

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decide?

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Luis: No, Earl is asleep
deceased.

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[laughter]

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Earl: Of course you will
feel terrible

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if that in a few weeks
will happen.

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[laughter]

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Sorry, but I have to check
home.

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There's a big thing waiting there
on me

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Her name is Denise.

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[laughter]

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Oleg: Okay. Then I'll take you

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Luis: Me? You want me from
all these two people

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Luis, will
are you red?

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Luis: No. I wear blush.

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[laughter]

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Han: Don't worry dear people,
I survived!

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[laughter]

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Earl: I still don't know
where Han is,

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but... but the new one
Bond villain is straight
arrived

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[laughter]

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Oleg: All right, I got it
recognized immediately.

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It's Octopussy.

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[laughter]

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Han: Sorry, I'm closed
late. I sat in one

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Snowdrift stuck and had to
pee myself freely.

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[laughter]

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Where is Max? And I know them
don't get stuck in the storm

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because she showed me how
you can pee freely.

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[music]

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Deke: Max, what is it?
French name for a

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a pastry that looks like a
Piles of glazed testicles?

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Um, a chachacha?

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[laughter]

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Deke: No.

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Max Black: A Todododododododo?

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[laughter]

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Deke: Oh, close. It says
Patachou.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: French and
Chemistry in a pastry school?

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I thought the class was
like this:

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Which is better, cake or
Bread? They're both great dude

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Here is your graduation.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: I have
terrible news

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Han isn't dead and he wants to
that we clean.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Could you please
go?

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Harry Pothead and I want to
learn.

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[laughter]

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Deke: Oh Max, I know how we do
exist.

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We ask the girl next to us
us for help.

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She speaks French.

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The one with the hot shaky ass
Judy.

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Max Black: Oh, yeah. Judy with that
Monster ass.

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[laughter]

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Deke: You know her that well
not,

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Please call her Ms. Judy
the monster ass.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Max, me
I don't like to interrupt

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your ass talk.

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[laughter}

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Caroline Channing: We can
and briefly outside

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entertained?

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Max Black: Sure.

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Deke: Hey, Max! Her ass is
so huge,

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if we painted it red
they can easily pass for a baboon.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: My uncle
in the middle of the night

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always came into my room
I always said:

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But now I'm excited.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Deke speaks
with you about others

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Girl like you were a guy,
doesn't that bother you?

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Max Black: Not as much as it
it bothers me if you

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talk to me like I am
a girl.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Deke and I are
just bros,

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I don't want to sleep with him.

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Not that it would be a bad thing if
two bros sleeping together;

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[laughter]

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Max Black: I'm not
bromophobic.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: It's just that with us
not like that.

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Caroline Channing: You are yours
so sure,

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that there is nothing between you
is there sexual tension?

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Max Black: Yes, there I am
sure.

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[Deke takes off his clothes]

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Caroline Channing: Oh no!

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[laughter]

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Deke: Ladies, I'll treat myself for a moment
a snow bath.

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Deke: Uuuh! [Jumps out of the
window]

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[laughter]

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Deke: Not that cold.
[shakes]

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: You did
right, nothing is going on

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Unless you like adults
Men in colorful panties.

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[laughter]

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[music]

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[elevator door chimes]

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Caroline Channing: Great, there is
Nicholas.

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I'm not into that
been prepared.

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Max Black: Really? We have
all the way

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spent here with you
prepare for this.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: OK, I should
for the awkward tension

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between you?

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In plain language: I need this
here? [Gets out hip flask
bag]

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: No, me
am cool.

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Cool, like a fridge, LL
Cool J.

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I've never been cooler.

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Max Black: Oh man, I would have
but it started long ago

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to drink.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Oh yeah, me
let him be cold-blooded.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Yes, you better take one
a few less ice cubes

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after all, he is also your boss
and I can

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You can only afford school because you are here
work in the office.

261
00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:08,656
Caroline Channing: Don't worry,
he doesn't notice anything.

262
00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:10,624
Act like you're Nicolas.
[clearing throat]

263
00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:12,092
Max Black: Hello Caroline.

264
00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,527
[Laugh]

265
00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:15,896
Max Black: I am a man
but I'm as pretty as one
Lady.

266
00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:18,098
[laughter]

267
00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,800
Caroline Channing: Good one
Morning, how are you?

268
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,934
Max Black: Oh, that was good.

269
00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:21,434
[laughter]

270
00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:22,002
[elevator rings]

271
00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:22,836
Deke: What's going on, Max?

272
00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,605
Look who my lift partner is
was.

273
00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:25,773
Judy: Hey Max.

274
00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,641
Max Black: Hey Jude. You have
I'm sure you've heard it before.

275
00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,210
Judy: Yeah, is that kind of in?

276
00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,411
[laughter]

277
00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,913
Judy [to Deke] Thank you for
the nice ride Deke

278
00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,247
[Jude leaves the room]

279
00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,249
Max Black: [whispers] Caroline,
the ass!

280
00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:38,986
Caroline Channing: [Amazed]

281
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,589
Deke: At first I thought we
need the freight elevator.

282
00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:42,790
[laughter]

283
00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:46,159
Max Black: We should
Rename elevator to ass train.

284
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:49,196
[Deke laughs]

285
00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:50,998
Nicolas: Oh, bonjour Caroline.

286
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,700
Caroline Channing: Good one
Morning, how are you?

287
00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:53,901
Nicolas: Great, thank you.

288
00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:55,969
Caroline Channing: You see
not that I'm mad at

289
00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:56,804
am you?

290
00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,872
Nicolas: Then why are you smiling?

291
00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:00,974
Caroline Channing: This is mine
Fake face, got it?

292
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,977
Nicolas: And what does yours look like?
true face?

293
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:05,913
Caroline Channing: [Angry] Like
can you dare?

294
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,615
to kiss me if you
are you married?

295
00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,718
Nicolas: I prefer that
others.

296
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,721
[laughter]

297
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,055
Nicolas: Bonjour class.

298
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,990
[Everyone] Bonjour Chef
Nicholas

299
00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,760
Nicolas: Today we will meet
exclusively on the

300
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Chemistry of baking
concentrate. For tomorrow
test.

301
00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:24,965
Deke: I have no idea
chemistry,

302
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,768
but I was already into Popokunde
always an ace.

303
00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:28,435
[laughter]

304
00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,402
[spoon falls down]

305
00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:29,970
Judy: Ah, stupid.
[bends down]

306
00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,772
Deke Judy I will you

307
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:32,572
Max Black: She should calm down
bend over,

308
00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,074
then you'll see him
Action.

309
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,176
[laughter]

310
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:39,112
Deke: Do you think she has that thing?
from Kim Kardashian's
Home flea market?

311
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:42,816
[laughter]

312
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,653
Nicolas: Add it to the flour
Add water and hydrate

313
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,722
the two proteins gluten and
Glyadin will be the

314
00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:51,358
Proteins attracted to each other
and connect

315
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,761
and as I always say: her
are hot for each other

316
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,128
[laughter]

317
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,297
Deke: Max, look, they're hot
each other,

318
00:09:57,330 --> 00:10:00,067
connect and now have
we our own monster ass

319
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:00,834
[laughter]

320
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,302
Deke: Hot ass, right?

321
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,839
Max Black: Probably more like one
doughy ass.

322
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:08,041
[laughter]

323
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,010
Nicolas: You have to bring the dough with you
wet water,

324
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,079
then it stays nice and moist
supple.

325
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,246
Get your bread nice and wet.

326
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,682
Nicolas: Moisturize your bread.

327
00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:16,950
Deke: Mine is wet, like
Is it working for you?

328
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,687
Max Black: Don't get wet,
too many antidepressants.

329
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,520
[laughter]

330
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,022
Nicolas: Work with yours
Partner.

331
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,391
Help each other. Deke: Here, me
help you Max.

332
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,727
Max Black: Mine isn't like that
supple like yours

333
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,662
Deke: You have to be neat
knead and need water

334
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,103
[laughter]

335
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,404
Deke: Is it better now?

336
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,107
Max Black: Yes, moistening that
helped.

337
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,175
[laughter]

338
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,279
[music]

339
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,749
Max Black: Caroline, help
something is wrong with me.

340
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,984
Caroline Channing: Don't panic,
I'm here for you

341
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,686
unless it's something contagious.

342
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,254
[laughter]

343
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,989
Max Black: It's quite something
funny thing happened.

344
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,225
I think I have feelings for
Deke.

345
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,093
Caroline: Oh God, no!

346
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,997
I mean, that's interesting.
Let's talk about it.

347
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,532
Max Black: I don't know what
I should do.

348
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,901
We are bros I want ours
don't ruin friendship,

349
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:11,038
which is really out of character for me
is. I ruin everyone
friendship,

350
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,006
I've been trying with us since you
you moved in.

351
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,074
[laughter]

352
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,175
Caroline Channing: What is it?
different now with Deke?

353
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,945
Max Black: Oh, it was like that
funny. He has my bread

354
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,412
moistened and then mine was
Bread moist if you

355
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,981
see what I mean.

356
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,916
[Laugh]

357
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,284
Caroline Channing: Thank you, now
I always have to with bread

358
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,185
think of you.

359
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,219
[laughter]

360
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:27,921
Caroline Channing: Listen, me
understand that.

361
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,356
Whoever you like, you can
don't control

362
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,058
it's like me and
Nicholas.

363
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,193
Max Black: It's not that
same as you and Frenchie,

364
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,527
I've only been feeling this way since today
to Deke

365
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:37,197
attracted. Your vagina is
already at the first meeting

366
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,399
flopped on the ground and has
tries his leg
to climb up.

367
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,368
[laughter]

368
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,236
Caroline Channing: Yes, but me
have it back immediately

369
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,905
captured and strapped down.

370
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,139
[laughter]

371
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,040
Caroline Channing: Because I
I'm not made for this

372
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,508
to a married man
circulate.

373
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,745
Otherwise I would have been with you back then
Bruce Willis flirted as him
the rocket

374
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:52,980
ignited in our garden.

375
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:53,981
[laughter]

376
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,716
Oleg: Bruce Willis is lucky
with the ladies.

377
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,152
No hair, but happiness.

378
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,023
Sophie Kachinsky: Hello everyone
Dear ones, good news

379
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,761
Oh, oh I'm the kidney stone
got rid of

380
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,230
Yes, skiing probably has him
relaxed.

381
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,533
I felt like press
I'm having a baby

382
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,102
my eye hole.

383
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,937
[laughter]

384
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,872
Max Black: Do you have the stone
repealed?

385
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,841
Three more of these and I'll have it
also a chain.

386
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,142
[laughter]

387
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,543
Caroline Channing: Max, steer
not off topic.

388
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,145
What are you doing now about it?
Deke?

389
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,815
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, I give birth
love advice

390
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,950
I had my own in Poland
Column

391
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:33,153
It was called "Don't Do That."

392
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,822
[laughter]

393
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,756
Max Black: Sophie, you did
ever have sex with a friend?

394
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,293
Sophie: Oh, no! Do you want?
two do it?

395
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,862
[laughter]

396
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,864
Caroline Channing: No, her
It doesn't have us

397
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,467
Sophie: Oh, don't do that.
No, that would be yours

398
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,537
Destroy relationship, and mine
Max's opinion.

399
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:52,806
Caroline Channing: What about
your opinion of me?

400
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,309
Oh, well, it's not
particularly high.

401
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:59,179
[laughter]

402
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,948
Max Black: What do I do now?
because of Deke?

403
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,950
He'll come by later to
learn.

404
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,452
Oh God, I sound like
a girl from the fifties.

405
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,988
I'm going into my pink now
phone cry.

406
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:10,991
Caroline Channing: You should
Deke say what you

407
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,426
feel today. I
fear the Judy

408
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,528
likes him and I believe he
she likes it too.

409
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,264
Max Black: Why do you say that?
what? Actually it is

410
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,000
I don't care but I want to know
why you say that

411
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:23,336
Caroline Channing: Max, hey
likes big butts and he can't
lie.

412
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:23,971
[laughter]

413
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:28,942
[music]

414
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,244
Deke: At what temperature
crystallizes sugar

415
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,380
Fahrenheit and Celsius. Go Max!

416
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:38,118
Deke: Max! Why do you see me?
so funny?

417
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,054
Max Black: That doesn't add up
sense.

418
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,990
Deke: Well, you hold your book
upside down.

419
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:46,426
[laughter]

420
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,461
Caroline Channing: Hey, I'm listening
you all the time

421
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,030
chattering and just wanted to
be sure,

422
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,131
that you learn too!

423
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,166
[laughter]

424
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:53,901
Caroline Channing [whispers]
Kiss him!

425
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,203
[laughter]

426
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,439
Caroline Channing: Ok, fine,
I'll go then

427
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,241
acts like I'm not there.

428
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,043
Max Black: I always do that.

429
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,344
[laughter]

430
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,881
Max Black: Hey, um, this is
strange now, so before

431
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,983
I still have to learn from you
say something

432
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,886
Deke: Strange, I have to tell you
namely say something

433
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,989
Max Black: Really funny,
maybe it's the same.

434
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,925
Deke: Someone wants to have sex with me
have

435
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:19,893
Max Black: How do you know that?

436
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,195
Deke: Judy with the monster ass
wrote to me

437
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,097
[Deke reads] You want
to study tonight

438
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,632
come and then have sex with me
have?

439
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:26,833
[laughter]

440
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,436
Max Black: Yes, you did
I think interpreted correctly

441
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,505
Wow, she is direct and
kind of a bitch.

442
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,275
Deke: Yes, that's right, she has
the right eggs

443
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,109
her ass.

444
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,044
[laughter]

445
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,311
Deke: Oh, and what did you want
tell me?

446
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,614
Max Black: Oh, I wanted you
say exactly what

447
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:45,618
you told me. That Judy
with the monster ass

448
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,888
wants to have sex with you. She has
said it yourself. Nice.

449
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,123
So, let’s get going.

450
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,193
Deke: Wait, you want that me
do that?

451
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,195
Max Black: Yes, of course,
let’s get going.

452
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,064
She looks reasonably clean
hit it.

453
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,599
Deke: But we wanted to
learn, I won't let you

454
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,201
down by just one
sink.

455
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,569
Max Black: Hey, if you don't
I do, I do.

456
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,371
Do you really want that ass?
to miss?

457
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,140
Go away, I still have to learn
at what temperature

458
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,276
a shooshoo to
ChonChonChon will

459
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,410
[laughter]

460
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,411
Deke: Do you really want me to go?

461
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,380
Max Black: I'm just saying
Tantantan!

462
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,516
Moisten her bun, leave
let it rise!

463
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,987
Deke: Ok, good bro, then I'll do it
I'll go.

464
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,155
But when I'm with the ass as
Crack addict

465
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,523
it's your fault when you come back.

466
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,659
[laughter]

467
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,964
Caroline Channing: Where does he go
there? Is he going to get condoms?

468
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,599
Did he get condoms?

469
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,435
If so, write
him I would like a diet cola

470
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,537
No can, no bottle,
just tastes better.

471
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,538
[laughter]

472
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,540
Max Black: He has right now
Sex with Judy

473
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,009
he's into her, you had
right.

474
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,244
I'm so glad I didn't
said,

475
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,945
I would otherwise
feel terrible.

476
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,280
Caroline Channing: How feel
you now?

477
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,582
Max Black: Terrible. But
at least I have me

478
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,450
not embarrassed.

479
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,052
I was really so close to him
my

480
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,020
to show dwarves.

481
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:56,089
[laughter]

482
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,125
Caroline Channing: Wow, you
I really have to like him

483
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,160
have if you had before him
your true disturbed one

484
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,061
I to show.

485
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,262
[laughter]

486
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,163
Max Black: I'm screwed
because I didn't learn.

487
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,432
And Deke too although he
probably like being fucked
is.

488
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,367
Caroline Channing: I can
French, I'll help you

489
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:09,769
Max Black: You can me
help. Give me the keys

490
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,737
to Nicola's office.

491
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,373
We'll break in and steal it
test.

492
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,108
Caroline Channing: Why are you stopping?
you give him the

493
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,110
Close your ears? You got him out of nowhere
strange garden

494
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,578
stolen, he knows that you
you steal.

495
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,747
[laughter] [music]

496
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,616
Caroline Channing: I get it
not that we are

497
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,518
actually in his office
sneak and your test
steal.

498
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,619
This is fraud.

499
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,388
Max Black: Don't worry, my
Teacher knows each other

500
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,356
cheat out.

501
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,091
[laughter]

502
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,393
Caroline Channing: What should I do?
say about it?

503
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,498
Max, please hurry, find
the test and leave

504
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,599
us disappear.

505
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,068
We have no business here,
besides, I will

506
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,202
bei seinem Geruch rollig.

507
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,670
[laughter]

508
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,406
Max Black: OK, I believe it
must be one of these pieces of paper
be.

509
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,275
Oh nein, das sieht aus wie
any

510
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,209
secret code!

511
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,178
Caroline Channing: Max, that is
French.

512
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,313
[laughter]

513
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,314
Caroline Channing: Wie ist es
possible that he is on

514
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,583
Fotos noch besser aussieht als
in real life?

515
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,218
Beeil dich, ich darf nicht

516
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,719
in der Nähe von seinem Zeug
be.

517
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,654
Meine Vagina versucht schon
to run away again

518
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,556
[laughter]

519
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,292
Max Black: Well then let them
get out!

520
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,159
[laughter]

521
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:07,694
Max Black: Maybe it will help
to look for the test.

522
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,761
You are useless.

523
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,631
Caroline Channing: Oh no,
Nicholas!

524
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,733
His smell comes down the hallway
along and I think it's great.

525
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:14,667
[laughter]

526
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,635
Caroline Channing: Max, leave
leave us.

527
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,803
Max Black: Be careful, you have to
distract him

528
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,805
so I can sneak out
can. Act as if you were

529
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,273
you no longer mad and
wanted to see him

530
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,841
Caroline Channing: I can do that
not,

531
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,676
I'm not an actress
at a cocktail party.

532
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,513
Max Black: That's it
only logical explanation

533
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,380
why you are here.

534
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,648
[key strumming]

535
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,184
Nicolas: Caroline!

536
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,352
Caroline Channing: I'm in
your office.

537
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,454
I missed you. That is
the only explanation

538
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,755
that I have for being here.

539
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,657
[laughter]

540
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,559
[kiss each other]

541
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,194
[laughter]

542
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,028
Caroline Channing: Ow!

543
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,596
Nicolas: Oh, I hurt you
done?

544
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,665
Caroline Channing: Oh no, me
just sit on something

545
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,700
Nicolas: Oh, sorry. This
are the exam questions.

546
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,503
Caroline Channing: Oh, me
get a little space

547
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,106
make and throw the
Examination papers on the floor

548
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,175
[laughter] [rustling of paper]

549
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,644
Caroline Channing: And now
kiss me but lie down

550
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,346
this time on me like that
that your legs are not in

551
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,480
are gone. Come on!

552
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:07,520
[Laugh]

553
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,324
Caroline Channing: Wait,
wait! You know,

554
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,726
that shouldn't happen. You
you are married.

555
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,795
Excuse me, I have to
capture something and

556
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,230
buckle up.

557
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,131
[Laugh]

558
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,299
[Music]

559
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,535
[Music]

560
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,372
Max Black: Hey! Here they are
Test answers [to Deke]

561
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,240
but I don't have the questions
That's only half the test

562
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,642
and I'm only half
sure that those are the answers
are.

563
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:30,810
[laughter]

564
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,745
Deke: Wow! How are you there?
got there?

565
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:34,514
Max Black: I have Caroline with me
Made a whore.

566
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,349
[laughter]

567
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,484
Max Black: You kind of will
smart?

568
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,752
Deke: [Sigh] I don't have any
I have no idea what that is

569
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,789
questions could be. Oh, me
I didn't learn either.

570
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,325
Judy and I have each other
entertained and it became
pretty heated.

571
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,160
Max Black: Well, we both are
on the ass.

572
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,495
But you were already there
all night.

573
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,163
Congratulations, I'm proud of you
you

574
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,331
[laughter]

575
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,166
Deke: Max, we'll do the test
mess up.

576
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,901
It's best if I go to the toilet and
write it to me

577
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,569
Answers to the penis.

578
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,205
[laughter]

579
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,739
Deke: Don't worry, they fit
on it.

580
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,141
[laughter]

581
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:03,943
Caroline Channing: I hope you do
you are satisfied,

582
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,246
now I have one twice
Kissed married couple.

583
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,348
Oh, here. I still have that
Nicolas' office.

584
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,350
Max Black: Yes and? This is a
Telephone bill.

585
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,518
Caroline Channing: I wanted
that you see that

586
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,286
he doesn't see his wife very often
calls.

587
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,722
[fire alarm]

588
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,790
[someone shouts fire, everyone
get out here]

589
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,392
[to Judy] Move yours
monster ass,

590
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,228
we're still burning. Hush!

591
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,297
Caroline Channing: Oh my
God, Max!

592
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,566
I hope Nicolas is nothing
happened!

593
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,467
[laughter]

594
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,668
Max Black: Don't bother
me,

595
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,802
I'm right behind you.

596
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,504
[laughter]

597
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,640
Nicolas: Caroline, I'll bring you
you are safe.

598
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,407
Come with me.

599
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:35,675
Caroline Channing: You are
married.

600
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,677
I'll stay here and burn.

601
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,612
Nicolas: Caroline, don't be
crazy.

602
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,881
Caroline Channing: That is
it's all your fault [to Max]

603
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:46,185
[laughter]

604
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,320
Max Black: Don't bother
me,

605
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,721
I'm right behind you.

606
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,290
Deke: Max, wait!

607
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,193
This is just a false alarm, me
triggered it.

608
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,328
Max Black: That's classy.

609
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:55,895
[laughter]

610
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,331
Deke: You definitely wouldn't have
passed and I

611
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,899
need you as a course partner.

612
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,801
Max Black: You got this for me
done?

613
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,770
Deke: Yes, and for me, I
wouldn't have passed either.

614
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:04,404
[laughter]

615
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,973
Deke: Listen, when you talk about me
and Judy talked

616
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,409
you were somehow
strange, and...

617
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,344
Max Black: Oh, hey, I had
yesterday just like that

618
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,178
funny moment,

619
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,446
you got my dough wet
did that,

620
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,382
somehow turned me on
so I thought for a moment

621
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,684
I'm into you. Ah,
disgusting, right?

622
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,585
[laughter]

623
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,388
Deke: Oh, right. Yes, totally
disgusting.

624
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,256
Max Black: Whatever, us
are bros.

625
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,893
Deke: Okay, bro. But go ahead
your information,

626
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,529
is between me and Judy
Nothing happened last night.

627
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,798
Max Black: That's lame. If
you like a girl

628
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,300
then grab her and kiss
her.

629
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:34,901
Deke: Okay!

630
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:35,968
[kissing]

631
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,605
[clap]

632
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:39,939
Deke: Was that weird?

633
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,642
Max Black: Yes. And it has me
liked.

634
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,677
[laughter]

635
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,446
Caroline Channing: Max! Oh!

636
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,615
Sorry for disturbing you
but the building has to

637
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,916
is currently being evacuated.

638
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,352
Max Black: There is no fire,
Deke triggered the alarm.

639
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,886
Deke: I wanted to kiss her.

640
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,987
[Laugh]

641
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,624
Max Black: Yes, it looks like
he likes guys.

642
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,293
[laughter] [music]

643
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:01,060
[cash register bell]

644
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:11,338
[music]

645
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:22,649
[music]

646
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:25,585
[bell]

647
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,821
[Warner Bros. Jingle]